Kelsey's Jokes

Um... Hello. I am Kelsey. Today I have umm... a few jokes for you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting coMOOOO!

Why was 4 afraid of 7? Because 789!

What did the grape do when the elephant stepped on it? He let out a little whine!

And those are umm... my jokes. Hee hee!

Hello! I am Lambie! Today I have the weather from, lets see, Mharola, India. Sunday, cloudy and 88 degrees Fahrenheit, Monday, thunderstorms,82 degrees Fahrenheit, Tuesday, thunderstorms,81 degrees Fahrenheit, Wednesday, thunderstorms, 82 degrees Fahrenheit, Thursday, cloudy, 86 degrees Fahrenheit, and Friday, cloudy 88 degrees Fahrenheit

Benny J.'s A.K.A Ben Franklin's Fad Fashions

Fad Fashion tip of the week: You should wear polka dot shorts and fluffy speaker-muffs.


Tis a marvelous way to clothe yourself

 

Hola! I ziz Jose! So... ayeah above youziz see the photograph ofa me poolitelee saying hiya to a young wooman. Sheea ran away and callllld zee poolice. Myziz advice tooo youziz dis weeg iz ollywayz say hiya back iv someewun sayz hiya to youziz.

Translation: Hola! I am Jose'! So... yeah above you see the photograph of me politely saying hi to a young woman. She ran away and called the police. My advice to you this week is always say hi back when someone says hi to you.


Ava in Texas: (mumbled, looking over Jose's shoulder as he types) He is terrible at talking. Not to mention spelling.
Jose': (Also mumbling) Sheea ran away and callllld zee police.
Ava in Texas: I shouldn't have let him do this.
Jose':Iziz heard dat
Ava in Texas: I'm sure you did.
Jose': And it made me angry!
Ava in Texas: No! Jose' don't!
Jose': CHOMP!

Jose' Says

This is the post of The Coolness Factor, Jose' Says. It is a comedy advice column, created by the
wooden snake Jose', who thinks the world would be just a little bit better with his advice. He convinced me to add his ideas. You should've seen that snake!

Welcome to The Coolness Factor

This is a blog full of cool posts, funny sayings, trends, plus skits, news forecasts, and other cool things....brought to you by my toys!!  You will get to meet Lambie, Jose, Bamboo and many other cool friends!!!  Hope you enjoy.
Ava in Texas