Hola! I ziz Jose! So... ayeah above youziz see the photograph ofa me poolitelee saying hiya to a young wooman. Sheea ran away and callllld zee poolice. Myziz advice tooo youziz dis weeg iz ollywayz say hiya back iv someewun sayz hiya to youziz.

Translation: Hola! I am Jose'! So... yeah above you see the photograph of me politely saying hi to a young woman. She ran away and called the police. My advice to you this week is always say hi back when someone says hi to you.


Ava in Texas: (mumbled, looking over Jose's shoulder as he types) He is terrible at talking. Not to mention spelling.
Jose': (Also mumbling) Sheea ran away and callllld zee police.
Ava in Texas: I shouldn't have let him do this.
Jose':Iziz heard dat
Ava in Texas: I'm sure you did.
Jose': And it made me angry!
Ava in Texas: No! Jose' don't!
Jose': CHOMP!